- pretty girl: boyfriend
- ugly girl: boyfriend
- weird girl: boyfriend
- obnoxious girl: boyfriend
- rude girl: boyfriend
- stupid girl: boyfriend
- lesbian girl: boyfriend
- dead girl: boyfriend
- me: i had a pet fish once but then it died
(Source: mysometime, via darebear143)
Sex is the weirdest thing because one person puts their protruding bit of flesh into a HOLE IN ANOTHER PERSON’S BODY and like rubs it around in there until genetic material is injected into that other person which combines with a DIFFERENT bit of genetic material and BECOMES ANOTHER PERSON like WHAT
(Source: you-are-an-airplane, via justbreatheitllbeokay)
(Source: foreverawezome, via justbreatheitllbeokay)
(Source: partypeen, via nickkphoenix)
(Source: antisocialblogger, via unp)
(Source: absolutelymadness, via tothefridgeandbeyond)
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